"Eat Sleep Poop Repeat" Baby Onesie

It's not just a lifestyle — it's a whole schedule. 🍼💤💩🔄 Introducing the "Eat Sleep Poop Repeat" baby onesie — the most honest thing any baby has ever worn! 😂

If you know a newborn parent who needs a laugh (and let's be real — they ALL do), this is the gift. Cute, accurate, and absolutely hilarious! 👶🔥

✨ How It Works:

• Pick your onesie color and size
• I'll personally make your order with the "Eat Sleep Poop Repeat" design printed on the front
• Ships out in 3-5 business days! 🚚

✨ Product Details:

• 👶 Gerber Baby Onesie — soft, cozy, and baby-safe
• 🍼 "Eat Sleep Poop Repeat" design printed on the front
• 💪 Durable print that holds up wash after wash
• 🤍 Available in multiple sizes — NB through 24M
• ✂️ Lap shoulder design for easy on/off
• 🧺 Machine washable (obviously 😂)

Perfect for:

• 🎉 Baby showers — it WILL get the biggest laugh in the room
• 👶 New parents who are living this schedule in real time
• 📸 Newborn photos that tell the WHOLE truth
• 🔄 Any baby who has their routine DOWN and isn't changing it for anyone!

Want a fully CUSTOM onesie instead? Head over to my Custom Orders page — I can put ANY name, saying, or design on a onesie just for YOUR baby! 🩷

Every order is made just for YOU! Don't see your size or color? Message ME and let's make it happen! 🩷
All items handmade and may vary.